This post comes from Matt, the Beer Baron. You can find him on Twitter @geekcanuck
For St. Patrick’s Day, Ontario Craft
Brewers are encouraging beer lovers to support craft brewers by drinking local
stouts and seasonals. It is a noble and worthwhile goal but if you really
want to raise a special pint, you owe it to yourself to track down not just a
stout but one of Ontario’s amazing imperial stouts. Imperial stouts and Russian
Imperial Stouts take all the lovely, malted notes of stout and dial it up to 11
with even more depth of flavor, complexity and awesomeness.
Half the fun of craft beer is sharing and
the sense of community, so rather than just my own, personal preference for
imperial stouts, I rounded up a group of eight stout lovers from my local beer appreciation
group and decided that together, as a fellowship, we would find one stout
to rule them all.
In the hopes that you have a wonderful St.
Patrick’s Day full of delicious, Ontario-brewed imperial stouts this year and
beyond, we present our top-12* Ontario imperial stouts:
12. Grand River Brewing’s Russian Gun Imperial Stout 8.0% ABV
There are no losers in this competition and
Russian Gun’s No. 12 proves it. While it does mask its 8.0% ABV wonderfully
well, it just came across as more stout than imperial stout, especially against
the heavy hitters we gathered.
Aroma: 2.4/5
Appearance: 2.1/5
Mouth Feel: 2.7/5
Taste: 4.7/10
Overall: 12/25
Total score: 24/50
Mouth Feel: 2.7/5
Taste: 4.7/10
Overall: 12/25
Total score: 24/50
Tasting comments:
"Flavour lacks the punch I expect from
an imperial stout."
"The Bud Light of stouts."
"Smooth and light."
"Hides its alcohol well."
Availability: $4.95 at the LCBO, lots of inventory
11. Wellington Brewery’s Imperial Russian Stout 8.0% ABV
To Wellington Brewery’s credit, their
Imperial Russian Stout has been easy to find at the LCBO for a long time now
and they should be proud of all the craft beer drinkers they have exposed to
this wonderful style of beer. (They also have further reason to be proud if you
read on.)
Aroma: 2.5/5
Appearance: 3.1/5
Mouth Feel: 3.1/5
Taste: 5.6/10
Overall: 14.6/25
Total score: 28.9/50
Appearance: 3.1/5
Mouth Feel: 3.1/5
Taste: 5.6/10
Overall: 14.6/25
Total score: 28.9/50
Tasting comments:
"A great 'summer' stout."
"Not exceptional but very
pleasant."
"Smooth & light"
"Emergency stout only."
Availability: $3.25 at the LCBO, lots of inventory
10. Amsterdam Brewery’s Tempest Imperial Stout 9.0% ABV
There is a barrel-aged Double Tempest from
Amsterdam that might have fared a little better against the murderer’s row of
imperial stouts further down the list but alas, we just couldn’t track any down
prior to our testing.
Aroma: 2.6/5
Appearance: 3.4/5
Mouth Feel: 3.3/5
Taste: 6.9/10
Overall: 17.4/25
Total score: 33.6/50
Appearance: 3.4/5
Mouth Feel: 3.3/5
Taste: 6.9/10
Overall: 17.4/25
Total score: 33.6/50
Tasting comments:
"Nice bubbles. Low nose, nice
bitterness at the end."
"No nose, but the rest is very
good."
"A good 'any time' stout."
"Smooth and creamy but
unexceptional."
Availability: $6.25 at the LCBO, lots of inventory
9. Nickel Brook Brewing Co.’s Bolshevik Bastard Imperial Stout 9.0% ABV
I adore Bolshevik Bastard and couldn’t have
been happier the first time I saw those wonderful four packs sitting on the
shelf at the LCBO. Prior to that, you could only get one bottle in a mixed six
pack of Ontario Craft Beers, so being able to buy four together felt like
winning the lottery.
Aroma: 3.1/5
Appearance: 3.7/5
Mouth Feel: 3.5/5
Taste: 7.1/10
Overall: 18.2/25
Total score: 35.7/50
Appearance: 3.7/5
Mouth Feel: 3.5/5
Taste: 7.1/10
Overall: 18.2/25
Total score: 35.7/50
Tasting comments:
"Pleasantly carbonated. Some bitter
notes but a good finish."
"Very drinkable."
"Berry and candy nose with a bit of
soy."
"Aroma is surprisingly fruity,
slightly boozy."
Availability: $9.95 four-pack at the LCBO, decent inventory but hurry
8. Beau’s All Natural Brewing Company’s The Bottle IMP Russian Imperial Coffee Stout 9.0% ABV
This was simple a case of one bad score
from someone who really doesn’t like coffee dragging down the overall average
but that is the price you pay when you go all in on one specific flavor and
aroma. You can’t please all the people,
all the time, but The Bottle IMP came close.
Aroma: 3.9/5
Appearance: 4.2/5
Mouth Feel: 3.4/5
Taste: 6.8/10
Overall: 18.3/25
Total score: 36.7/50
Appearance: 4.2/5
Mouth Feel: 3.4/5
Taste: 6.8/10
Overall: 18.3/25
Total score: 36.7/50
Tasting comments:
"I HATE coffee."
"Aroma like brunch at a greasy spoon.
Very strong coffee flavour & very bitter finish."
"So much coffee on the nose. Super
bitter finish. Wish it was a little less harsh but it is a good one."
"If you love coffee, you will love this
– but not exactly balanced."
Availability: $7.85 at the LCBO, lots of inventory
7. Sawdust City Brewing Co.’s Long, Dark Voyage to Uranus Uranal Imperial Stout 8.5% ABV
This one was a real crowd pleaser, with
solid scores from the entire group. Considering its price point, it is also a
good value. With any luck, we’ll round up some of the other versions of it
(whiskey barrel-aged, and with raspberries) for next year!
Aroma: 3.4/5
Appearance: 4.4/5
Mouth Feel: 3.9/5
Taste: 7.1/10
Overall: 18.6/25
Total score: 37.3/50
Appearance: 4.4/5
Mouth Feel: 3.9/5
Taste: 7.1/10
Overall: 18.6/25
Total score: 37.3/50
Tasting comments:
"Molasses on the nose. Sweet and boozy
with only a bit of bitterness in the finish."
"Burnt chocolate bitterness."
"Demands your attention. Delicious but
may not play well with others."
"Cherry notes with some sweetness,
like cherry cough syrup but in a good way."
Availability: $5.25 at the LCBO, decent inventory but hurry
6. Muskoka Brewery’s Winter Beard Double Chocolate Cranberry Stout 8.0% ABV
Winter Beard won the prize for evoking
sense memories thanks to its incredible aroma. Half of us wanted to climb into
the glass to luxuriate in it while the other half’s eyes glazed over as they
dreamt of fireplaces and Christmas trees.
Aroma: 4.0/5
Appearance: 3.7/5
Mouth Feel: 3.5/5
Taste: 7.4/10
Overall: 19.0/25
Total score: 37.6/50
Appearance: 3.7/5
Mouth Feel: 3.5/5
Taste: 7.4/10
Overall: 19.0/25
Total score: 37.6/50
Tasting comments:
"Aroma is pure cranberry. Flavour is
fruity with a mild roast bitterness. Totally associate it with good Christmas
feelings."
"Smooth, great aroma – a very
delicious beer!"
"Unique and beautifully
balanced."
"It didn't exactly stand up to the
heavier stouts, but I'd drink it while trimming the tree any time."
Availability: $13.95 at the LCBO, most cities sold until next winter
Forked River’s first attempt at a
barrel-aged imperial stout was roundly appreciated but many of us couldn’t help
but wonder what a bit of tinkering and fine tuning with the recipe or barrels
would result in. Thankfully, the brewery is young and has all of us eagerly
anticipating future delights.
Aroma: 3.1/5
Appearance: 4.0/5
Mouth Feel: 4.1/5
Taste: 7.4/10
Overall: 20.1/25
Total score: 38.8/50
Appearance: 4.0/5
Mouth Feel: 4.1/5
Taste: 7.4/10
Overall: 20.1/25
Total score: 38.8/50
Tasting comments:
"Nice beer but I'm not sure about the
barrel aging… perhaps not my favourite bourbon?"
"It tastes way better than it
smells."
"Great body but a little bit of a weak
nose."
"It's local! Great with a meal or to
enjoy on its own."
"Surprisingly easy drinking."
"So close! Maybe needs some fine
tuning with the barrels or aging."
Availability: $8.95 at the LCBO, limited inventory so hurry
4. Bellwoods Brewery’s Skeleton Key Rum Barrel-Aged Imperial Stout 13.0% ABV
Skeleton Key was awarded best
beer in Ontario by RateBeer for 2014. While it is certainly great and most
definitely unique thanks to the rum (as opposed to bourbon) barrel and spices,
it didn’t have the broad appeal of the final three beers on our list –
including its little brother, up next.
Aroma: 4.8/5
Appearance: 4.5/5
Mouth Feel: 4.3/5
Taste: 6.8/10
Overall: 18.8/25
Total score: 39.2/50
Appearance: 4.5/5
Mouth Feel: 4.3/5
Taste: 6.8/10
Overall: 18.8/25
Total score: 39.2/50
Tasting comments:
"Smells like cherry cola! Sweet and
spicy."
"Smells so good. But rum and stout
don't mesh. Screw you for teasing me."
"I actually like the rum taste but it
does overpower the beer."
"Smooth. Rum is very prominent. Some
molasses flavour too."
"Wonderfully inviting."
Availability: Bellwoods Bottle Shop, sold out, but check back
3. Bellwoods Brewery’s Hellwoods Russian Imperial Stout 10.0% ABV
You’ll see the total scores have crept
above 40/50 now, which means we are dealing with nothing but premium, grade A
stout. As you’ll see in the comments below, Hellwoods was so good, it inspired
some downright delightful comments. No barrel aging, no fruit, no coffee… just
magical, wondrous stout.
Aroma: 4.1/5
Appearance: 4.1/5
Mouth Feel: 4.2/5
Taste: 7.6/10
Overall: 20.6/25
Total score: 40.6/50
Appearance: 4.1/5
Mouth Feel: 4.2/5
Taste: 7.6/10
Overall: 20.6/25
Total score: 40.6/50
Tasting comments:
"Lovely but boozy."
"Perfect 'round' mouth feel."
"Excellent on its own. A true festivus
for the rest of us."
"Strong and unambiguous with a nice
hint of caramel."
"Nooice."
Availability: Bellwoods Bottle Shop, currently available, regularly restocked
Sputnik came across as extremely well
rounded and likeable. It wasn’t overpowering in any way and seemed more
friendly, enticing and approachable. It was definitely the high school crush of
the group and in a nice little bit of joyful synchronicity, Wellington’s
e-newsletter from the morning of the stout tasting stated they had 2014 vintage
Sputnik on sale again at their retail store.
Aroma: 3.9/5
Appearance: 4.0/5
Mouth Feel: 4.3/5
Taste: 8.3/10
Overall: 21.9/25
Total score: 42.5/50
Appearance: 4.0/5
Mouth Feel: 4.3/5
Taste: 8.3/10
Overall: 21.9/25
Total score: 42.5/50
Tasting comments:
"Not quite enough bourbon for me, but
it is glorious as it warms up."
"A gentle and warm embrace."
"I like it. I love it. I want some
more of it."
"I adore it. It's not overwhelming,
just warm, comforting, inviting."
"Good balance but nothing unique. It
tastes engineered… like driving a Toyota."
"Smooth. Nice flavour. Great beer to
drink all night."
Availability: Wellington Brewery Retail Store, 2014 vintage available now but it won’t last long
1. Nickel Brook Brewing Co.’s Old Kentucky Bastard 10.0% ABV
I have to assume that when bourbon barrels
are born, they dream of someday holding Old Kentucky Bastard; that the entire
bourbon distillation and barrel-aging process is just a happy preamble to finishing
off the creation of this beer. Old Kentucky Bastard garnered uniformly
fantastic scores across the board and was the clear no. 1 except for…
Aroma: 4.4/5
Appearance: 4.6/5
Mouth Feel: 4.5/5
Taste: 9.1/10
Overall: 23.0/25
Total score: 45.5/50
Appearance: 4.6/5
Mouth Feel: 4.5/5
Taste: 9.1/10
Overall: 23.0/25
Total score: 45.5/50
Tasting comments:
"A little boozy but the flavour is so
well balanced, it doesn't matter."
"Fabulous. Amazing on its own but too
much for most meals."
"I heart you!"
"Flavourful but not overpowering.
Great texture."
"Bustafazoo!"
Availability: $12.95 at the LCBO, almost gone except in Milton, if your city has a bottle, buy it!
NR Great Lakes Brewing’s 25th
Anniversary Bourbon Barrel-Aged Russian Imperial Stout 10.0% ABV
This is totally unfair because it isn’t
available and has been aging for over two years, but it is impossible not to
mention just how good Great Lakes Brewing’s 25th Anniversary
Imperial Stout is. Due to their robust body, high alcohol and high sugar
content, imperial stouts tend to age really well and this one was no exception.
While we couldn’t give it the no. 1 ranking because it is unavailable and had
the benefit of cellaring, we couldn’t ignore it and it serves as a good
reminder of the magical, mellowing properties of aging.
Aroma: 4.7/5
Appearance: 4.6/5
Mouth Feel: 4.5/5
Taste: 8.9/10
Overall: 23.4/25
Total score: 46.1/50
Appearance: 4.6/5
Mouth Feel: 4.5/5
Taste: 8.9/10
Overall: 23.4/25
Total score: 46.1/50
Tasting comments:
"Wonderful notes of vanilla… and
happiness."
"Gorgeously balanced and beautifully
aged."
"Now that's a beer (much like Guinness)!"
"Delicious and smooth. Balanced and
memorable."
"So smooth and delicious."
Availability: Unless you have a DeLorean with a flux capacitor, good luck. You can always contact Great Lakes Brewing and beg them to make more for their 30th anniversary.
If you ever organize a beer tasting event
yourself, these chips were a great palate cleanser and several members of the
group said how good they were for a beer event. Not too salty to blow out your
taste buds, with just enough oil to do the job.
Cheers to craft beer and Ontario imperial
stouts this St. Patrick’s Day!
*Rankings created by averaging the
individual scores given to each beer in each category by each individual
reviewer.
I love stouts. A perfect post for pre-St. Paddy's Day planning!
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